puckster87:

graykimonos:

do-not-feed-the-animal:

stagbeetleloveit:

hootaloo:

kideraxpride:

kasespaetzle:

I don’t understand anything

but I am reblogging it

im going to kick your ass

oh.

I thought it was a peach

I am going to kick your peach

This is the most daring portrayal of James and the Giant Peach I’ve ever seen!

theclearlydope:

God damn it GPS. 

omg <3

merler:

yourpointofviewismedieval:

kselig:

Your plan has now been foiled. MWAHAHA

MATH HUMOR IS THE BEST.

Hahaha stawp

masmemes:

Teacher Used Cage! It’s Super Effective! http://bit.ly/VRLvzy

funnyordie:

Dog Watching

sewonandsewforth:

boughtbyblood07:

juggernautbalderdash:

anchors-aweighlove:

busridavip:

sassypriest69:

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. This makes me want I fucking VOMIT BLOOD. Not only is this cis gendered little shit trying to wrangle some poor woman into the essential male dominated enslavement otherwise known as a “relationship”, but he’s also done it by desecrating the corpse of an animal. People like you should be culled. Do you live in a warehouse where machine suck the milk from your nipples until you are RAW???? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE SLAUGHTERED YOUR FAMILY AND PUT THEM ON A PIZZA. I hope you get struck my a slow moving steamroller you suck son of a bitch.

aahhaha get it. cheesy because pizza has cheese. ahahah

That first comment. Wow. Calm the fuck down.

Someone has daddy issues LOL

That first comment made me laugh really, really hard. Now I want a cheese, pepperoni, bacon, and sausage pizza.

Love bacon. LOVE IT.

Also lol “male dominated enslavement otherwise known as a ‘relationship’. “

I’m not even going to refute that, it doesn’t need to be refuted, it stands on its own as a paragon of idiocy.

“WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE SLAUGHTERED YOUR FAMILY AND PUT THEM ON A PIZZA.” I’m crying =)

ateverandeversight:

affectionitmatters:

loveislikepaint:

rachelzaney:

I WOULD WORK OUT EVERY DAY IF MY WORK OUT PARTNER WAS A WALRUS

Omfg that walrus is doing sittups. Omfg

Omg omg

omg.

omg

did-you-kno:

Source

ajc804:

sylvia-scarlett:

dukeofmegadeus:

here’s to impatient assholes

i’ve been watching this repeatedly for the last 3 minutes and it’s still perfect

let’s have a toast to the douche bags